posted November 22, 2000 22:59

Funny? To the contrary, astrology is one of the earliest courses ever offered at University. Daily predictions are given in the school newspaper. Several studies have shown a 48.9% success rate at divining the future if the future is described as a dichotomy in opposition. Which reminds me that you god worshipers might be interested in another course offering at University; viz., Divination, all you need to enroll is a freshly cut switch.
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	posted November 23, 2000 00:07

Another Believer base soon will fall...

	posted November 28, 2000 20:28

Oh, how tedious this semester has become.

	posted November 29, 2000 22:42

But we here at University are used to boredom; we're in school after all.
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	posted December 10, 2000 18:50

Professor Rue agrees with the wise ruler of the Believers. The handwriting is clearly set on the whiteboard. We, hereby pledge allegiance to the Believers and recognize their right to lead the human effort on Planet. We at University will take satisfaction in providing a top notch education for all who seek one.

	posted December 11, 2000 15:12

We resist the temptation to parce your run-on sentence in order to determine intent, and instead hazard the contrary opinion that University has had at least one minor victory.

	posted December 15, 2000 18:10

Ah, maybe that's what I mean. I can't, however, say that I know what I mean anymore. But I am certain that University has accomplished something minor during the past 142 years.

	posted December 16, 2000 14:57

Is it a significant difference, do you think? Certainly one can't live without being alive, but is this just a veiled tautology?

	posted December 17, 2000 16:35

University congratulates Illiria and the Hive for their glory and enormous wealth. We, on the other hand, are content to live with the simple wealth of knowledge. However, we would be pleased if you can shed some light on this thing called glory.

	posted December 20, 2000 19:21

By all means, we invite you to a simple dinner of cheese and wine because you have piqued our curiosity about what is up your sleeve.

	posted January 02, 2001 00:25

We watch the recent developments between Planet's dominant factions with interest...

	posted January 02, 2001 20:15

...meanwhile, here at University Bunker, the situation is dire. We are consuming emergency rations and fashioning foil caps from the wrappings in order to protect our minds from the hostile mind rays of the Hive. There seems little hope against this jaugernaut.

	posted January 05, 2001 22:30

While perusing the fine print we come across the term "subterranean habitat." Please explain the significance of this term for those who live in ivory towers.