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Topic: you know you've played civ to long when ...(the return) |  |
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Smokey tha nuke man
Chieftain
da dawg house
Oct 2000
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posted January 06, 2001 16:38
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wonder if this going to get a ton of replies too. any wayif an un welcome neighboor comes to your door, you demand they "withdraw their trrops imedietly"... if your kid gets a bad report card, you increase science to 100%. for christmas, you increase luxeries to 100% ------------------
"our words are backed by nuclear weapons"
"oh, yeah. well, our nukes are backed by 100%money back guarantee, so there."
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Prometeus
King
of italian troublemakers...
Jun 2000
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posted January 06, 2001 16:55
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... if your parents demands you to withdraw your hands from both keyboard and mouse. |
Phssthpok
Settler
England
Dec 1999
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posted January 06, 2001 17:48
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...You have a big argument at home so you rush build a temple in the back garden.  |
Phssthpok
Settler
England
Dec 1999
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posted January 06, 2001 18:17
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Whoops - there was a similar post in the old thread that I missed 
So here's a new one - ...When you refuse to go on holiday and leave the house undefended. |
The Undertaker
Settler
Manitoba
Dec 2000
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posted January 06, 2001 19:48
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...when you plan your next attack on the back of a 100% final exam in university......when you stand up your girlfriend of 3 years on her parent's 25th Anniversary because the blasted Romans just breached your outer perimiter... Both true, and very sad stories! |
RollinThunda
Settler
Durham, Maine,USA
Jan 2001
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posted January 06, 2001 19:56
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...When you know what all the wonders in Civ one and two do off the top of you head....Whne you vote Sid Mier as the most important person of the past 6 mellinums ...when you mom is complaining about how she is treadted at work and you tell her to demand tribute for her paicents ...whne youi thnk playing civ 2 is a good way to study for you geography mid-term [This message has been edited by RollinThunda (edited January 06, 2001).]
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jcarkey
Warlord
of mutant turkeys with six legs
Aug 2000
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posted January 06, 2001 20:10
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...when you study your CIV2 manual.------------------
Save the whales, collect the whole set!! If Al Gore invented the Internet, then I invented the spell check- Dan Quayle If someone doesn't agree with you, you haven't explained yourself well enough-Luther Ely Smith |
SMACed
Warlord
Dec 2000
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posted January 06, 2001 20:24
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quote:
when you study your CIV2 manual
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Err.. what's wrong with doing that? |
oedo
Warlord
Cocos Keeling Islands
Feb 2000
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posted January 07, 2001 05:06
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...when for whatever technical reason you can´t play civ2 anymore and you immediately get ill.------------------
oedo...
proud member of EUROPA |
paiktis22
Warlord
Athens Greece
Oct 2000
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posted January 07, 2001 10:55
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When your parents make you attend a boring family meeting and you «demand tribute for our patience» |
The Hogfather
Prince
m_carreras@hotmail.com Buenos Aires
Oct 2000
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posted January 07, 2001 13:15
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...When you don't realise why those two bridges that are so close don't connect over the length of the river. |
Builder
King
of Israel
Jul 2000
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posted January 07, 2001 14:38
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...when you keep arguing on all possible strategy forums that Civ is much better than all those petty C&C's...
I actually do it.
I increase the awareness to Civ in the Israeli society. 
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jcarkey
Warlord
of mutant turkeys with six legs
Aug 2000
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posted January 07, 2001 14:49
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... when you have to start a new "you know you've played CIV to long when" thread.
...when you've been personally distressed when someone says all they ever do is play RTS.------------------
Save the whales, collect the whole set!! If Al Gore invented the Internet, then I invented the spell check- Dan Quayle If someone doesn't agree with you, you haven't explained yourself well enough-Luther Ely Smith |
Farmboy
Settler
Indiana, USA
Oct 2000
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posted January 07, 2001 17:31
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...when you're in the middle of a snowball war, and all of your forts only have two straight side meeting in a corner. |
Smokey tha nuke man
Chieftain
da dawg house
Oct 2000
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posted January 07, 2001 20:12
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if you want to adopt a kid, you ask if "when will leonardo's upgrade it?" |
SMACed
Warlord
Dec 2000
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posted January 08, 2001 10:57
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...if you're still playing it  |
JimH
Settler
Over there!
Nov 1999
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posted January 08, 2001 15:24
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... you call your Foreign Advisor (wife) when you have to visit the in-laws... you indulge the Attitude Advisor (wife) and increase luxury ... you call the Military Advisor (wife again) to build more units
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paiktis22
Warlord
Athens Greece
Oct 2000
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posted January 08, 2001 16:06
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Just don't «rush build» it JimH |
Emperor10
Chieftain
Jul 1999
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posted January 09, 2001 04:25
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When Republicans and Democrats are attacking each other on television, you wonder why the choice shouldn't be obvious, isn't <<"Democracy">> just the more modern form of <<"Republic">>?You are amazed at the lack of transmission towers on Collesiums, since they are the source of all television You write NASA to propose a trip to Alpha Centauri in order to get a 200 point bonus You write the President suggesting the "Abolish the State Department" platform, citing that with the United Nations, who needs them at all? You want to move the national capital every few turns to confuse potential enemies The peace plan you drafted for the Middle East calls for sending a diplomat to bribe Jerusalem You are confused as to why California could have an energy crisis, when the United States has Hoover Dam
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East Street Trader
Prince
United Kingdom
Jun 2000
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posted January 09, 2001 08:14
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The alarm goes off. |
DaveV
Prince
USA - EDT
b.02-15-99
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posted January 09, 2001 08:25
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EST - good one! Subtle, but right on target. |
DrFell
Chieftain
England
Sep 2000
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posted January 09, 2001 22:51
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You wonder why no ones reached AC yet... after all, the Apollo Program was completed in 1969...You are suprised to find there arent any buffalo herds in europe...
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DrFell
Chieftain
England
Sep 2000
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posted January 09, 2001 22:59
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You cant understand why the French bothered to build the Eiffel tower...You write to the government telling them to build more caravans so they can build the cure for cancer... You wonder why we dont all switch to fundamentalism, after all, we've almost researched everything, and no unhappy people must be worth it... |
Smokey tha nuke man
Chieftain
da dawg house
Oct 2000
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posted January 10, 2001 17:15
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when the us sends troops to a foreign country, you wonder why not one city is in civil disorder.if you here someone talking about america's millitary and finacial problems, you call C-Span and tell them we need to switch to fundamentalism, and that it wouldn't cost to much because we have the statue of libertry.
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RollinThunda
Settler
Durham, Maine,USA
Jan 2001
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posted January 11, 2001 17:24
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...whne in stead of asking to borow money from a freind you request a gift from your gracious allies.... when you you invite friends to see somethng you just got and forbid them from bringing scribes. ...whne you wonder how the gov't can afford to buy 2.5 billon dolar bombers if the most money they can have is 30,000 gold. ...whne you use a modified screen shot from Civ2 as part of you latin project ...When some one asks you whne the first Civilization started you calmly say 1991... BTW... how do you post pictures to the message bord. ------------------
Artillery is the god of war-Joseph Stallin
It is True that liberty is Precious, so Prescious it must be Rationed-V.I.Lennin
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Lefty Scaevola
Prince
San Antonio TX USA
Oct 2000
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posted January 11, 2001 18:02
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Playing civ too long is an oxymoron.
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Smokey tha nuke man
Chieftain
da dawg house
Oct 2000
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posted January 11, 2001 19:25
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uhhh...yeah, but this is fun
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DrFell
Chieftain
England
Sep 2000
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posted January 11, 2001 19:53
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When you got an important maths exam and all you can think about is how your going to crush the bloody zulus...  |
Sthirian
Settler
Jan 2001
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posted January 12, 2001 13:37
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I wonder if I am the only guy, who when being cold shouldered by his wife has shouted out loud, "I none the less demand an audience". |
Smokey tha nuke man
Chieftain
da dawg house
Oct 2000
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posted January 12, 2001 17:04
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probably, you need therapy if your being serious.
anyone wanna help me start "civ-aholics anonymus"? |
niteowl
Settler
in Upstate S.C., USA
Jan 2001
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posted January 14, 2001 23:34
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you know youve played civ too long when you lie in bed awake at night, plotting the next dozen or so turns, and wondering how long is *acceptable* for you to lie there before getting up so you can annialate your enemies and take over the world.you know youve played civ too long when you wake up in the middle of the night with a totally awesome strategy that will bring those #$*&@# Romans to their knees. ----------
yes, i will happy to sign a charter
for Civholics Anonymous
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"My dear girl don't flatter yourself.
What I did this evening was for king and
country. You don't think it gave me any
pleasure do you?
--- James Bond
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