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Scouse Gits King Liverpool, United Kingdom Nov 1999
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posted September 22, 2000 12:07
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But.....there are two Scouse Gits, and my civ has not yet learnt the secret of doughnut eating without all the jam running down your chin after the first bite.  ------------- SG (2) |
kcbob Prince Kansas City, MO USA Dec 1999
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posted September 22, 2000 12:50
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quote:
 Originally posted by Scouse Gits on 09-22-2000 12:07 PM But.....there are two Scouse Gits, and my civ has not yet learnt the secret of doughnut eating without all the jam running down your chin after the first bite.  ------------- SG (2)
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Speaking of which, here is some advice for the gluttons among us (of which I am one ): Never cram a jelly filled donut into your mouth in one bite with the jelly hole pointing out. ------------------ Frodo lives! Better dead than "Red"... or green... or blue... or yellow... or orange... or purple... or white.
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Empress King cause markos wont let me be queen Apr 2000
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posted September 22, 2000 23:41
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mmm.. all this talk of donuts is making me hungry!!! |
DarkCloud Prince of Posts Jul 2000
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posted September 23, 2000 17:37
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Well... kc you weren't posting... However, if you check out the Civ II suggestions you might find one or two of the people on the list. Sept 22- Napoleon I Sept 23- Dalgetti |
kcbob Prince Kansas City, MO USA Dec 1999
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posted September 24, 2000 10:40
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quote:
 Originally posted by DarkCloud on 09-23-2000 05:37 PM Well... kc you weren't posting...
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Oh, I see said the cyclops. I think. Do you mean I had to post in this thread?  Well, as I posted in a different thread... live and learn. You all just better hope that when I get off this island, that my memoires don't get posted first because I'm going to blow the lid off the stolen donut caper!!  ------------------ Frodo lives! Better dead than "Red"... or green... or blue... or yellow... or orange... or purple... or white.
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CornMaster Warlord Ft. Pierce, Flordia, USA May 2000
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posted September 24, 2000 12:12
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Darkcloud you should put the list of remaining players on this page to. And I vote off Empress.
------------------ "I'm too out of shape for a long fight so I'll have to kill you fast" Administrator of the CornEmpire Forum My Civ 2 Scenario Page. |
DarkCloud Prince of Posts Jul 2000
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posted September 24, 2000 19:45
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Okay, Empress is out.Remaining Contestants -CornMaster (OUT) -Seeker (OUT) -Wernazuma -Youngsun (OUT) -The Joker (OUT) -Smash -Oldman (OUT) [This message has been edited by DarkCloud (edited September 27, 2000).] [This message has been edited by DarkCloud (edited September 29, 2000).] |
SCG Warlord
Jun 2000
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posted September 25, 2000 09:26
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quote:
 Originally posted by DarkCloud on 09-23-2000 05:37 PM Well... kc you weren't posting...
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umm, could someone explain to me 2 things? i count 8 posts by kcbob in this thread  also, where exactly is the post that voted kcbob off the list? on 9/19 Cornmaster voted Dr. Ooglkloot off, then some banter got one of the SG split personalities voted off on the 9/21 by DarkCloud, but i can't find any reference in between that voted anyone else off. O well, unless someone in the studio audience is allowed to cast a vote outside of nominations, I'll just sit back and watch the end of the show ------------------ Sleep is a luxury and I don't have Shakespeare's Theatre in my back yard. |
Empress King cause markos wont let me be queen Apr 2000
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posted September 25, 2000 23:19
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quote:
 I vote empress out
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darn, just when things were getting cozy  |
kcbob Prince Kansas City, MO USA Dec 1999
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posted September 26, 2000 12:55
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 Originally posted by SCG on 09-25-2000 09:26 AM umm, could someone explain to me 2 things?i count 8 posts by kcbob in this thread also, where exactly is the post that voted kcbob off the list?
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Donuts are on the way, SCG. Double if they let me back on. Then again, do they have indoor plumbing on the island???  You know, it just occurred to me. Maybe the (out) by my name actually was referring to CYBERAmazon and this is all a big mistake. Honest, your honor. That's how the 15 year old girl got in my hotel room.  ------------------ Frodo lives! Better dead than "Red"... or green... or blue... or yellow... or orange... or purple... or white.
[This message has been edited by kcbob (edited September 26, 2000).] |
Smash King Vancouver Canada pacific time Jul 1999
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posted September 26, 2000 17:37
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Empress was part of an alliance..er..um...I vote out CornMaster.What is a master of corn anyway? |
SCG Warlord
Jun 2000
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posted September 26, 2000 17:52
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 Originally posted by Smash on 09-26-2000 05:37 PM What is a master of corn anyway?
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maybe he's the acting leader of the children of the corn?  *decides its best to move back a couple rows in the studio audience in case he really is* ------------------ Sleep is a luxury and I don't have Shakespeare's Theatre in my back yard. |
CornMaster Warlord Ft. Pierce, Flordia, USA May 2000
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posted September 26, 2000 21:39
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Nooooo!!!!! The CornMaster has been knocked off.You see, I'm the Master of ALL THAT IS CORN! Corn Nibblets, Corn Kernels, Pop Corn, Candy Corn, Creme Corn, Corn on the Cob, Frozen Corn and Canned Corn. Just go ask any of them....They will tell you that CornMaster is their Master.  ------------------ "I'm too out of shape for a long fight so I'll have to kill you fast" Administrator of the CornEmpire Forum My Civ 2 Scenario Page. |
Empress King cause markos wont let me be queen Apr 2000
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posted September 26, 2000 22:13
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Why thank you smashy dear  ------------------ Apolyton Empress True love is friendship set on fire Do We Have A Possible Love Connection? Vacation Pics! |
Smash King Vancouver Canada pacific time Jul 1999
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posted September 27, 2000 02:19
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having topped out at 320,000,000,Smash steps out for a quick smoke.Suddenly,he realizes he has stepped out of the room!!He casually eases his way back inI wonder if anybody saw??  |
DarkCloud Prince of Posts Jul 2000
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posted September 27, 2000 20:32
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kc, I believe was voted out by myself.25th-CornMaster 26th-The Joker 27th-Oldman SCG- you can vote people out.  It is down to four people!!!  |
SandMonkey Prince Yardley, Pennsylvania, US Apr 99
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posted September 27, 2000 21:59
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 Originally posted by kcbob on 09-26-2000 12:55 PM Honest, your honor. That's how the 15 year old girl got in my hotel room. 
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I LOVE THAT JOKE!!!! Why can't I ever find a frog like that on the golf course??? |
Scouse Gits King Liverpool, United Kingdom Nov 1999
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posted September 28, 2000 05:50
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I (We) - um err now I'm (We're) confused - hereby declare Smash the uncontested champion (on the grounds that I (We) have never heard of any of the others and declare them figments of my (our) imagination!!! I (We) hope that that was clear!  ------------------ ____________ Scouse Git[1] "CARTAGO DELENDA EST" - Cato the Censor "The Great Library must be built!" |
kcbob Prince Kansas City, MO USA Dec 1999
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posted September 28, 2000 08:18
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 Originally posted by DarkCloud on 09-27-2000 08:32 PM kc, I believe was voted out by myself.
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So you're the one! My first thought DC, is to take you off my Christmas list. But that was immediately followed by the realization that back here in the civilized world, I now have access to the greatest invention/development in the history of the world... toilet paper! Thanks.  And SandMonkey, that is how she got there. I promise!  ------------------ Frodo lives! Better dead than "Red"... or green... or blue... or yellow... or orange... or purple... or white.
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SCG Warlord
Jun 2000
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posted September 28, 2000 08:23
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SG*, I'll certainly believe you (ins't that great about the english language - can't tell if i meant you singular or you plural ) are confused - after all, 2 of the 4 remaining contestants have started threads this month in a thread you (and again )and I read and post in . However, since I am a nice guy, I'll do my part to try and bring some sanity to your world and attempt to banish one of the figments of your imagination  *tries to convince Wernazuma that Civ III has already been completed and that he has been selected as one of the beta release testers, but he has to quit his current game to qualify* Since he is a figment of our imaginations here, I imagine that he will do so  ------------------ Sleep is a luxury and I don't have Shakespeare's Theatre in my back yard. |
Shadowstrike King Mississauga, Ontario, Canada Jul 2000
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posted September 28, 2000 22:07
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Actually DC, I voted you out...*Dodges blow from DC* *Pinches the SGs to prove that he is not a figment of their imaginations...*  |
DarkCloud Prince of Posts Jul 2000
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posted September 29, 2000 22:47
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I didn't say I voted myself out did I?28th-Youngsun 29th-Seeker It's down to Smash and Wernazuma now... Vote wisely...  |
Smash King Vancouver Canada pacific time Jul 1999
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posted September 29, 2000 23:41
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I'll vote out Wernazuma  |
SCG Warlord
Jun 2000
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posted September 30, 2000 11:15
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quote:
 Originally posted by SCG on 09-28-2000 08:23 AM *tries to convince Wernazuma that Civ III has already been completed and that he has been selected as one of the beta release testers, but he has to quit his current game to qualify* Since he is a figment of our imaginations here, I imagine that he will do so 
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just out of curiousity, did i get too creative for my own good here in casting my vote to oust Wernazuma on the 28th? After all, again I didn't see any votes to oust Youngsun on the 28th  ------------------ Sleep is a luxury and I don't have Shakespeare's Theatre in my back yard. |
Smash King Vancouver Canada pacific time Jul 1999
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posted October 01, 2000 03:12
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I'll vote out Youngsun if necessary  |
Scouse Gits King Liverpool, United Kingdom Nov 1999
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posted October 02, 2000 07:55
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Long live Smash, true victor ludorum  ------------------ ____________ Scouse Git[1] "CARTAGO DELENDA EST" - Cato the Censor "The Great Library must be built!" |
DarkCloud Prince of Posts Jul 2000
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posted October 02, 2000 13:10
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Sorry I missed your vote SCG.... wernazuma is out.So the winner is- SMASH Gloating commences... |
Smash King Vancouver Canada pacific time Jul 1999
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posted October 02, 2000 14:17
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Oh I'm so happy!I can't beleive how many people came into this like it was a civ vacation.I,on the other hand,saw from the start that strategy and observing human behaviour would be the difference.I'd like to think I played the game as ethically as possible. Do I get to go on Hollywood Squares? |
Scouse Gits King Liverpool, United Kingdom Nov 1999
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posted October 02, 2000 18:40
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Well done Smash! We are all waiting for the "Oscar" type acceptance speech... "My thanks go to (as he wipes tear from eye) to all the wonderful people at Apolyton who made my dreams come true........oh go on you finish it!  ---------- SG (2) |
CornMaster Warlord Ft. Pierce, Flordia, USA May 2000
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posted October 02, 2000 19:39
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This just in.....Smash was taking steriods and slipping the other competors poison. Now we go to our person in the field."We have video evidence of Smash taking steriods...
/---\ | o o | Camera | ^ | (------ \ =#= /* ( | ----- / (------ | / | | __ | _/ | | \_|/ ---- | | | / \ / \ / \ Smash
"And that's how it happened folks. This is I. P. Freely signing off for NRHTV"LOL I hope you like it. P.S. NRHTV = Never Really Happened TV ------------------ "I'm too out of shape for a long fight so I'll have to kill you fast" "The best meat is in the rump!" I AM CANADIAN! CornEmpire Index My Civ 2 Scenario Page. [This message has been edited by CornMaster (edited October 02, 2000).] |
Smash King Vancouver Canada pacific time Jul 1999
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posted October 02, 2000 19:56
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um..er...it was..ah..sasparilla.My coach gave it to me.It was just a fruity drink. |
SCG Warlord
Jun 2000
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posted October 03, 2000 07:55
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O come now, Cornmaster, you know that in the US, video tape and 10 eyewitnesses is not conclusive evidence There are any number of things that could look like steroids or poison but actually be quite harmless and that it was entirely the other competitors faults that anything dangerous actually happened to them. And besides, even if it was steroids and poison, perhaps Darkcloud is liable for any damages since he was responsible for locking them all up in a room in the first place without having them sign a waiver form  This cynical look at the US court system brought to you by a lack of sleep, the letters Q and E, and the number 7  *wonders if anyone gets the Sesame Street reference in this post since most of his other attempts at humor in this thread have fallen on zombie-like ears * ------------------ Sleep is a luxury and I don't have Shakespeare's Theatre in my back yard.
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kcbob Prince Kansas City, MO USA Dec 1999
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posted October 03, 2000 08:22
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All I want to know is... who took the doughnuts???  Oh, and congratulations Smash. [sarcasm]I'm so very happy for you.[/sarcasm]  ------------------ Frodo lives! Better dead than "Red"... or green... or blue... or yellow... or orange... or purple... or white.
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Empress King cause markos wont let me be queen Apr 2000
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posted October 07, 2000 01:47
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*mouth full of doughnuts* Congrats smash! |
Smash King Vancouver Canada pacific time Jul 1999
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posted October 07, 2000 14:02
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There seems to be a problem with the mail here.I havn't got my cheque yet.It should have been sent by courier.I'm really getting worried. |
DarkCloud Prince of Posts Jul 2000
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posted October 07, 2000 15:54
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Sorry you don't get a check...The reward was listed before and is this: You are an advisor in Civ III... if you don't fall over dead after acheiving the goal...  |