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Author Topic:   national humor            Current Date/Time: April 18, 2000 07:06:50
SlowHand
Warlord
From: Dallas, Texas Central U.S. time -6
Registered: Jan 2000
posted April 16, 2000 10:42   Click Here to See the Profile for SlowHand  Edit/Delete Message Reply To & Quote Message IP: Logged, Admin Access Only


I vote the Aussies as nation with best sense of humor. You guys help keep it fun.
Thanks.
Andz83
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From: Cottbus, Brandenburg, Germany
Registered: Mar 2000
posted April 16, 2000 12:25   Click Here to See the Profile for Andz83Click Here to Email Andz83 Edit/Delete Message Reply To & Quote Message IP: Logged, Admin Access Only


One more time I might appear pedantic, but isn't this the wrong topic for a civ2-forum?!

Nevertheless, I for myself didn't ever get any contact with australian humor, but if you mean AUSTRIAN humor, then you could be right...

SlowHand
Warlord
From: Dallas, Texas Central U.S. time -6
Registered: Jan 2000
posted April 16, 2000 21:15   Click Here to See the Profile for SlowHand  Edit/Delete Message Reply To & Quote Message IP: Logged, Admin Access Only


I mean, Australian. And this is General Community forum, not strategy or anything else. Thanks for the input though.
finbar
Prince
From: Sydney, Australia
Registered: Jul 1999
posted April 16, 2000 22:33   Click Here to See the Profile for finbarClick Here to Email finbar Edit/Delete Message Reply To & Quote Message IP: Logged, Admin Access Only


Gee, SlowHand, on behalf of the other lunatics in the asylum, may I say how touched we are by your tribute?

There's a very old, very famous Oz cartoon. Man #1 is hanging by his fingernails, high above the ground, from a girder on a construction site. Man #2, in turn, is hanging from Man #1's feet. In the process of clinging on, Man #2 has pulled Man #1's trousers down to his ankles. Man #2 is looking up - at Man #1's wedding tackle - and is pissing himself laughing.

Man #1 is looking down at Man #2 and exclaiming: "For Gawd's sake, stop laughing! This is serious!".

That about sums it up.


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finbar
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Alexander's Horse
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posted April 17, 2000 01:11   Click Here to See the Profile for Alexander's HorseClick Here to Email Alexander's HorseVisit Alexander's Horse's Homepage! Edit/Delete Message Reply To & Quote Message IP: Logged, Admin Access Only


WTF? Every post I make here is a serious contribution to this forum, designed to enrich your sad lives. I never joke and have no sense of humour. I am deeeply offended. You will pay for this slur on my nation Slowwhand!!!!!
finbar
Prince
From: Sydney, Australia
Registered: Jul 1999
posted April 17, 2000 01:52   Click Here to See the Profile for finbarClick Here to Email finbar Edit/Delete Message Reply To & Quote Message IP: Logged, Admin Access Only


PS, SlowHand, I forgot to mention that Australians are so insecure and racked with self-doubt that they're uncomfortable with accepting tribute. Comes from being an isolated backwater at the arse-end of the world.

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SlowHand
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From: Dallas, Texas Central U.S. time -6
Registered: Jan 2000
posted April 17, 2000 07:04   Click Here to See the Profile for SlowHand  Edit/Delete Message Reply To & Quote Message IP: Logged, Admin Access Only


I know exactly how Alexander's Horse is.
He be soooo funnny. AND The Fin Man.
Venger
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posted April 17, 2000 18:12   Click Here to See the Profile for VengerClick Here to Email Venger Edit/Delete Message Reply To & Quote Message IP: Logged, Admin Access Only


I can imagine there being more than one Slowhand, but from Dallas? This CAN'T be the DVD Group Slowhand...

Venger

stodlum
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From: Dublin, Ireland
Registered: Mar 99
posted April 18, 2000 07:06   Click Here to See the Profile for stodlumClick Here to Email stodlumVisit stodlum's Homepage! Edit/Delete Message Reply To & Quote Message IP: Logged, Admin Access Only


Americans are funny too!
Now who's being insecure?
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